This
is the hardback First Edition of Farperoo:
Book One of The Dark Inventions (© Mark Lamb/Matthew S. Armstrong/The Madriax
Press – reproduced here on a strictly non-commercial Fair Use basis for educational/review
purposes only)
Farperoo, written by Mark Lamb and gorgeously
illustrated by Matthew S. Armstrong, is Book One in a hefty three-volume hardback
series of fantasy novels for older children/teenagers. There is no blurb or
synopsis of any kind for this book included on its back cover or elsewhere, so
here is one that was written by 'A Fort Made of Books':
Volume 1 of the Dark
Inventions is the beginning of a powerful new fantasy for young readers. Set
mostly in a ghastly, seaside town in a bizarro-England, for which the weather,
crime, industrial pollution, corruption, and unethical journalists make
Grimston-on-Sea an amazingly apt name. A weirdly talented girl named Lucy
Blake - whose gifts include "inventing" (also known as LYING) - soon
comes into focus. Both of her parents disappeared and/or died under mysterious
circumstances, and she lives in her ancestral house with a conniving,
lampstand-shaped stepmom, a spineless, jingle-writing step-stepdad, and a stepbrother
whose name (Tarquin) pretty much tells you everything you need to know about
him. She has a friend named Toby Lindstrom, who is pretty ordinary - not
particularly brave, not very good at keeping secrets - but solidly loyal. She has
another friend named Fenny who vanishes in broad daylight, on a crowded
boardwalk, at the beginning of the story. And everyone else, more or less, is
her enemy. That includes some pretty powerful people. By the end of the book,
she has made a couple more friends (notably a "private dick" named
Bentley Priory), but lots more powerful enemies including the police, the
press, a law firm, the staff of a psychiatric hospital, any number of people
and things in a world called Farperoo, and last but not least, an eeeevil angel
named Raziel. And why shouldn't Lucy have enemies? She has the power to move
between several worlds. She can conjure tons of salted-in-the-shell peanuts out
of thin air. She is in possession of a book that existed before the world was
created. AND she has the power to alter, create, or destroy reality simply by
telling lies...erm, I mean inventions.
One of my mother Mary Shuker's favourite expressions was "Everything
comes to he who waits", and it has been proved true many times in my life,
but rarely more so than on 12 May 2018. But to begin at the beginning: Back in
2010, Mom and I visited Lyme Regis, the town of fossils, on Dorset's
world-famous Jurassic Coast. When we arrived, I found a parking place outside a
charity shop, so, me being me, I couldn't resist popping
inside to have a quick look around before we headed down into the main town
centre to visit all of the fossil and mineral shops awaiting us there.
In the
charity shop, I noticed a very handsome hardback trilogy of fantasy novels that
I'd never seen before, with the subtitles Book One, Book Two, and Book Three respectively, and which were in mint condition and eyecatchingly
illustrated throughout by truly spectacular b/w drawings. Moreover, Books Two
and Three were even signed by the author! Interestingly, the publisher was some an obscure company that I'd never heard of and which I suspected may
have been created specifically to publish this trilogy. So, fantasy novels, exquisite illustrations, signed by the author, and limited editions. In short, precisely my kind of
books!
Yet for some thoroughly baffling reason
that I've never been able to explain, I didn't buy them! Inevitably, however, I
have regretted it ever since, and to make matters even worse, I was unusually
unobservant that day, not noticing either their title or the author's name, so
I have been unable to trace what they were. I didn't even notice the name of
the charity shop, so even if I'd thought to phone them up later (which I didn't
think to do), I couldn't have done, and as Lyme Regis is hundreds of miles from
where I live, a quick revisit was not practical. In short, they were
irretrievably lost to me, or so I thought - until 12 May 2018, that is.
I'd planned to stay in that day, to do
some washing, and then put it out on the line to dry in the very hot sunshine,
but at the last minute I changed my mind and on a whim I decided to go to a local
car boot sale. Walking down the second aisle of stalls there, I came to one
that had a trilogy of very handsome hardback fantasy novels in a pile, all in mint
condition. As I looked at the front cover illustration on the first book, my heart-rate
physically quickened - it looked so familiar. Surely not, I thought, not after
all this time, and now only a few miles away from my home! I reached out and
flicked through it, finding it packed with the most wonderful b/w
illustrations, and suddenly, there was one that I recalled instantly. It was
Book One from the Lyme Regis trilogy!
I carried on flicking through, and there
was a second one that I remembered. I picked up the second book, turned to the front -
and yes indeed, it was signed by the author, as was the third book. There could be no
doubt whatsoever. Even if not the exact same copies, they were definitely the
same trilogy of fantasy novels that I'd seen in Lyme Regis eight years earlier and
had bitterly lamented not buying ever since. Gripping them tightly, I asked the
seller how much they were. £2 for all three, she replied, or £2 for all four -
as she said that, she took out another volume, which proved to be a second copy
of Book One, and said that she'd let me have that one for nothing. So I paid my
£2 and took what proved to be a very hefty bag of four books back to the car
straight away.
Once again, everything had indeed come to
me after waiting so (im)patiently for so long! And what was this elusive
trilogy? Aimed primarily (though certainly not exclusively) at a young-adult
readership, it was entitled The Dark Inventions,
and Book One was Farperoo!
How Mom would have smiled and repeated
her above-quoted maxim if she'd been here that day and seen this. Then again,
why did I abruptly change my plans and decide to visit that car boot sale that day, and find the books on only the second aisle that I visited when I
arrived there? Perhaps Mom is still smiling - and guiding me - in my life after
all. I hope so - so very much.
Finally: click here for a comprehensive review containing further details concerning Farperoo and its author Mark Lamb.